and i will whistle a jaunty tune.

So, I was just searching for a pencil in my desk. I found one, but it had no tip. It hadn't even been sharpened once.

I know of no pencil sharpeners around here. None mechanical, none manual.

I just finished all of my projects and have nothing to do. There was a pair of scissors in the drawer next to my virgin pencil.


I actually considered sitting there and whittling a point to the pencil using the pair of scissors.