At first I thought, "New year, I'll make a new blog!" But no, that's too much work. So, I'll probably make a new layout.

Blogspot, I can't lie to you...I had a brief affair with Tumblr. But DON'T WORRY. I was confused as shit by it. It was more complicated than the boy I dated that went to the gym every single day yet lost no weight.

(I found out later his lard ass was cheating on me instead of gymming it up, natch. Too bad that form of exercise didn't help his flabby self at all, either.)

Speaking of lard ass, one thing I AM going to change this year is my weight. Seriously, I need to get on this. I've said it a gajilliion times, to no avail.

So, to force myself to get shit done, here you go:

I'm 160 pounds. 159.8, to be exact, but who's counting?

I would like to be 130.

Let's see if I can do this, eh?

Also, mayhaps I'll start vlogging. If I'm being forced to look at my face (which I deem chubby) and to have YOU guys looking at it, it'll make me want to lose more.

In other news, I did an awesome article on wigs that's coming out Thursday. I'm super pumped about it.