Alright.

Unlike the aforementioned boyfriend, I'm going to own up to my cheating ways.

I like tumblr. A lot. It's more interactive, animated, yadda yadda. So, go here:

NEW!

It's fun times, I promise.

I'll miss you blogger. Unless I somehow start to dislike tumblr and move back here!

This is awesome.

Dear Black-Eyed Peas,

What in god's name is a "dirty bit"?

Not that I don't enjoy it, I just want to know what I'm shaking my ass to as I do the dishes most days.

I've been listening to Cee Lo Green's "Fuck You" on repeat for the past hour.

No, I don't know the words yet because I literally just spit the "fuck you" part out of my mouth every time it rolls by. I pay attention to nothing else.

Link is neutered, and it is not helping the fact that he barks at EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING.

He's 9 months old. Will he grow out of this? Someone please tell me he will. People look at him like he's mean, and he's NOT. His tail is wagging when he barks; he just wants attention.

Poor pupperface.

Enrique Iglesias's Tonight, the dirty version, does things to me that are just unhealthy.

you're welcome to buy me these.

i can't even.

This man. Ugh. Mark Duplass, of the League, among many other things. He's just so....gorgeous? And he's only 10 years older than me, so maybe I'd have a shot. Despite the fact that he's married to his League costar, but whatever.

She's a brunette.
So am i.

I still say I have a shot.

So, like I said, I did a story I'm obsessed with, and it's about wigs. See here:

Wigs!

I'm obsessed with it because I'm a huge hair person. I'm always dying and cutting mine, and I get bored very easily. I'll probably be bald by the time I'm 30, but whatever.

Well, when I went to do the wig story, I ended up trying on a wig and FALLING IN LOVE. So, I bought one.

Yep, I'm nearly 25 and I wear a wig sometimes. What of it? And I bet I'm going to buy another.

So here, constant reader, is my wig, in all its glory.

Obits are slow tonight. Thankfully, after the thirty cold ones I served up last night.

Pick your five TV shows (in no particular order) and answer the following questions. Don’t cheat!

A. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

B. True Blood

C. Glee

D. How I Met Your Mother

E. Saved by the Bell

1. Who’s your favorite character in B? - Tara. She's so tragic, it's annoying.

2. Who’s your least favorite character in A? - Ohhh boy. Hmm. No one immediately comes to mind. Maybe Willow, during her magic/druggie phase.

3. What’s your favorite episode of D? - Anything where Josh Radner looks hot. So, all of them.

4. What’s your favorite season of E? - Where they were working at the beach!

5. Who is your favorite ship in C? - Santana/Brittany

6. Who is your anti-ship in B? - Sam/Tara

7. How long have you watched A? - I came into it during the 4th season (the best one, IMHO), caught up with the first three, and watched it through the end. And I now watch the DVDs.

8. How did you become interested in C? - I'm a sucker for a musical, so my interest was piqued from the start.

9. Who’s your favorite actor/actress in D? - Actor: Josh Radnor!; Actress: Colbie Smulders. What a hottie and a funny woman.

10. Which do you prefer: Show A or B or E? - A. Buffy wins over everything.

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of, A or C? - A, simply because they have more.

12. If you could be anyone from D, who would you be? - Robin. She's just a great character.

13. How would you kill off your favorite character in A? - ACK why would I want to do that?! I would just push him out into the sun, of course. But, he's already come back from that once, so I dunno if it'd work.

14. Give a random quotation from A? - So I said to myself, "Self," I said...

16. Would a C/D crossover work? - IT HAS. NPH on Glee !

17. Pair 2 characters in A that would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple. Willow and Spike.

18. Has E inspired you in any way? - It inspired me to buy a Mark Paul Gossealar puzzle, which I still have today.

19. Overall, which show has a better cast, B or D? - Oh man, B. Skaarsgard decides that.

20. Which has better theme music, C or E? - CLEARLY, E. And a better opening sequence too. Helloooo geometrical figures!

At first I thought, "New year, I'll make a new blog!" But no, that's too much work. So, I'll probably make a new layout.

Blogspot, I can't lie to you...I had a brief affair with Tumblr. But DON'T WORRY. I was confused as shit by it. It was more complicated than the boy I dated that went to the gym every single day yet lost no weight.

(I found out later his lard ass was cheating on me instead of gymming it up, natch. Too bad that form of exercise didn't help his flabby self at all, either.)

Speaking of lard ass, one thing I AM going to change this year is my weight. Seriously, I need to get on this. I've said it a gajilliion times, to no avail.

So, to force myself to get shit done, here you go:

I'm 160 pounds. 159.8, to be exact, but who's counting?

I would like to be 130.

Let's see if I can do this, eh?

Also, mayhaps I'll start vlogging. If I'm being forced to look at my face (which I deem chubby) and to have YOU guys looking at it, it'll make me want to lose more.

In other news, I did an awesome article on wigs that's coming out Thursday. I'm super pumped about it.

Want to know what the city editor just told me when I told him that obits have been packed, at a minimum of 20 every shift I've done?

"They're just dying to get in the paper."