I feel like my fingers are drunk.

You know how when you ARE drunk, you can slur your words a bit, your tongue feels like it's catching and everything goes a little in slo mo? That's how my fingers feel on this keyboard. It's like they're just dragging across the keys.

Actually, in those last two sentences I had eight typos. Wtf?

Oh Sunday. You slay me. Tuesday will be worse, I'm sure. (For reasons I'm not yet disclosing.)